Trout Divas UNITE

So, you might be wondering how the fishing is lately… you probably already know how incredibly spoiled we are on the White River.  Fishing is seldom anything but good.

But, please… Don’t take my word for it!  I’ll just let my Divas do the talking…

What Divas am I talking about?  Well, of course, I’m talking about all of my White River Trout Divas that have been here in the last couple of weeks.  Yes, the women have really been givin’ the men-folk a run for their money.

From “Trout Divas in Training” to my one-and-only “Trout Diva Extraordinaire”, Ms. Frances, these women run the gamut in experience from novice to advanced.  Just goes to show you that regardless of your skill level, ladies do have a great time on the White River.

But with all their differences, they have one thing in common…  they LOVE fishin’ for those Trout!

Diva Debi with her gorgeous Brown Trout
Diva Debi with her gorgeous Brown Trout

Check out Diva Debi…  and the look on her face…  yes, that’s a happy woman with that gorgeous Brown Trout!  That isn’t her first time on the White River, either.  She’s in a competition with Norma, whose Brown beat hers out by 1.5 inches…  the Diva-ON will continue into next year…

the Diva3, Divas Princess, Red & Amazon
the Diva3, Divas Princess, Red & Amazon

And now introducing “Diva3”, aka Diva Princess, Diva Red, and Diva Amazon.  They had a competition goin’ on with their husbands and would have won if their husbands hadn’t been cheatin’!  Uh-huh.  That’s exactly what I said, CHEATIN’!  Nope.  I didn’t stutter, not one bit!  The boys got into a mess of little tiny baby browns who didn’t know any better and would eat anything, and those boys actually COUNTED them!  But the Diva3, high-class act that they are, did not dispute the boys claim of high fish count for the day, but graciously let the men-folk think they were victorious.  By the way, Diva Princess was high fish count girl of the day…  She’s the one who doesn’t know how to fish…

White River Trout Diva & "Fly Girl", Diva Kim
White River Trout Diva & "Fly Girl", Diva Kim

Here we have a real “Fly Girl” — that’s our Diva Kim.  Check out this gorgeous Rainbow she caught on her fly rod!  Kim fishes all over the place, but really had her game on last week.  Close to 50 fish with her fly rod on her guide trip.

Diva Louann teaches her husband a thing or two...
Diva Louann teaches her husband a thing or two...

And another gorgeous Diva of the White…  Diva Louann with a beautiful Rainbow.  Check the color on that fish…  it’s beautiful, huh?  If memory serves, she put the hurt on her husband that day…  to which I say that her husband, Mike, is a very lucky man!

Just another day on the White for Diva Judi...
Just another day on the White for Diva Judi...

Next, we have Diva Judi, a regular to the White River.  What can I say other than she’s a gorgeous little fish magnet?  Sorry, guys, she’s happily married!  Over the years, Judi and her mom, Frances have become like family.  We love you!

White River Trout Diva Extraordinaire, Diva Frances
White River Trout Diva Extraordinaire, Diva Frances

And finally, the ONE…  the ONLY…  Trout Diva Extraordinaire…  Diva Frances!  If you go fishin’ with this woman, you better get it through your head right now.  She has absolutely killer competitive instincts, and she’s gonna beat you.  And she’s gonna do it every time.  It’s that simple.  She’ll give you that sweet, disarming smile, and act so gracious about the whole thing, too!  But, make no mistake, this quintessential White River Trout Diva has your number, buddy…  And speaking of numbers…  I’ve had Frances picture up before…  and the calls flooded in…  Guys, I’m going to tell you ONE MORE TIME to stop calling me and asking for Frances’ phone number!  I’m NOT going to give it to you!!!

Movin’ on…

You know, I’ve been thinkin’…  all these women have more in common than just lovin’ fishin’…  perhaps even a secret plot for Trout Fishing World Domination???  I’m not tellin’ you that I know anything for sure, but I might say to the boys…  watch your step, now…

The Divas are out there…  and if they were to unite???  The repercussions could change the course of human history for thousands of years…

Oh…  While I’m thinkin’ ’bout it.  A word to the “wise men” reading this…  If you love to fish…  and you want your Diva to love you to go fishin’…  bring her to the White River where she’ll love to fish with you!  After all, it takes a man’s man to be with a real Trout Diva.

Yes, she’s probably goin’ to “whup up on ‘ya” a little bit…  Guides will tell ‘ya that the girls have a natural ability to trout fish, and many first-time “Trout Divas in Training” either keep up with and often times out-do the more experienced men-folk.

There are several theories on just why that is…  but exactly what those theories are don’t seem to come to mind at the moment…

Just don’t let it get ‘yer feathers ruffled, gents…  As your Diva taunts you and gloats about her trout over the next couple months, you ‘jes keep on a-tellin’ yourself, “It’s all part of my plan…  It’s all part of my plan…  It’s all part of my plan…”

Then, you ‘jes smile…  Cuz you already know that she is…  and because of that, you’re gonna get to go fishin’ again…  real soon…

Besides that, if the Trout Divas ever do unite and take over the world, you bes’ be on their good side, don’t ‘ya think?

Your White River Trout Diva

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