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October 30, 2009

Wildman Wilson – talkin’ outdoors

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Hello everyone!

The Arkansas Ozarks has so many wonderful hunting & fishing opportunities!  Steve (a.k.a. “Wildman”) Wilson has been with AGFC (Arkansas Game & Fish Commission) for many years, and does a great TV show called, “Talkin’ Outdoors”, which features hunting & fishing shows all throughout the Natural State.

The AGFC has posted the videos of the previous shows on their website so you can view them anytime now!

Check out http://www.agfc.com/video/talkin_outdoors.aspx.

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Hey, if you can’t be outside…  you might as well be thinking about it!

I’m sure you’ll enjoy them…  and when you get ready, just give us a call and we’ll help you create some unforgettable memories of the Ozarks!

Your White River Trout Diva

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July 7, 2009

Trout Diva Gets REEL Lucky

Filed under: Trout Fishing — Tags: , , , — admin @ 10:04 pm

It’s Better To Be Lucky…

You know, it really IS better to be lucky than it is to be good…  I say that because nothing short of being extremely lucky (except possibly Divine Intervention) could explain the story I’m about to tell ‘ya…

OK, so it’s my “quiet time” a few nights ago…  It’s been really busy, so when I can pull it off, even if it’s only for a half hour or so, I’ll just go down to the dock to relax and wet a line.  I’m a high-water fan myself, and in the evenings the water’s been up for the last few nights, so it was just how I like it…

Just to be comfortable, I sit in one of our rental boats, which I tied up so I’d just hang off the back of the dock.  It’s about 7:30 or so, and it’s gettin’ dark by9:00.  I decide to use a large lure, as I’m hopin’ to pick up something a little nicer.  I had a new Rapala Shad-Rap Deep Runner SR-7 in Crawdad color I wanted to try; so I tied it on and started throwin’ it out toward the bank.

Took a little bit to get used to it, because as the name of that lure implies, it tends to really run deep, and even sitting stationary in 7 generators I managed to get it into the coontail moss on the bottom of the river several times before I figured out how it wanted to run.

I’d been spottin’ a couple of larger Browns out from our Observation Deck, below the tube where AGFC stocks the trout. 

(That’s why the Browns hang out there to begin with, btw…  They hear the ole stockin’ truck rollin’ up and they just sit at the bottom of the tube, with their big mouths open, and just gobble up what comes out!)

So, I’d just been sittin’ there for about 20 minutes or so, and I’d only had 1 strike, and was actually fixin’ to call it a night.  But, you know how it is…  just ONE more cast…  was that a hit?  Could’ve been a hit, maybe… OK, maybe just one more cast…  wait, got into the moss…  that one doesn’t count!  OK, this is really going to be my FINAL cast.

And then, SLAM!  I had something on, and I knew it was a good one…  Then, it took off down river.  My drag was set pretty tight, and that fish was just yankin’ line off…  FLAMES and SMOKE were comin’ off my reel as this fish had decided it didn’t want anything to do with me!

I had to just let it run for awhile, because any attempt at reeling at this point was just spinnin’ it over the gears of the reel.  I let it swim a bit, then I tightened the drag a little more and started tryin’ to fight it.

I was havin’ a blast!  After awhile, I thought to myself, “Wow!  This trout is pullin’ so hard it feels like I’m bein’ dragged down river!” 

That’s when I noticed it…  The observation deck, which is a little bit down river of where I’m sittin’ tied up off the dock is now BESIDE me instead of down river of me…

Uh-oh… (That is the PG version of what was going through my mind at the moment…)

I turned around, and sure enough, I’d come untied…  Yup, that fish was pullin’ hard enough that the knot I’d used to tie myself off the back of the dock had come undone!

I quickly attempt to evaluate my situation… 

I have a big fish on.  Check…
This fish is fightin’, changin’ direction, strippin’ my line off my reel.  Check…
The fog is comin’ in really thick.  Check…
A heavy patch I can’t see into at all is less than 50 feet away.  Check…
It’s almost dark.  Check…
The motor is in the upright/locked position.  Check…
The fuel line is not connected.  Check…
No immediate assistance is available.   Check…
Is there any way I can blame this on my husband?  No.  %^$*&^!!!  Check…

My final assessment of my situation?  NOT GOOD!

So, what to do???  I really don’t want to lose this fish!!!  For a split second, I think if I drift close enough to the launch ramp I’ll abandon ship and worry about getting the boat later!  No, No, No…  not a rational thought.  Besides, I’d have to explain that brilliant piece of logic to Lord Vader after the fact…  Hmmm… Not a conversation I’m wanting to have with my husband!

OK, OK, I can do this…  I wait a bit longer until the fish momentarily quits running.  I put the rod under my left arm and try to get the motor down.  This is nearly impossible for me with one arm, those 4-strokes are kind of heavy, but I manage to do it. 

The sound of the motor clunking down makes the fish take off again, almost yankin’ the rod out from under my arm and out of the boat…  but, I got it.  I got it.  Man, I need about 3 more hands at this point…

OK, fuel line next…  I always have trouble getting these dang things connected even in broad daylight with 2 hands free, but I finally manage to get it.  OK, pump the fuel line…  got it.  Timing advance, out…  OK.  Prime the motor.  Yup, all good…

Now, fire it up.  Just as I tried to start the motor, the fish takes off again, and I almost lose the rod for about the third time, now…  OK, stop what you’re doing for a minute…  Fight the fish… 

OK, NOW start the motor.  Starts on 2nd pull.  OK, this is good. 

But, wait a minute…

Here’s where I start thinkin’ about the 3 Stooges… 

Yep, that’s right…  The 3 Stooges.  It’s pretty interesting where your mind goes in times of extreme trout fishing stress…  But, yeah…  I’m thinkin’ how ridiculous I must look at this point, and that I AM the 3 Stooges all wrapped up into ONE!  It would have been pretty dang funny on videotape, folks. 

Think about it for a minute…

I’m floating down river.  I’m also facing DOWN river.  Rod in left hand.  Motor tiller in right.  OK, this is not gonna work, Julie…  I need to be facing UP river so I can see where I’m going!  I need to get turned around, switch hands with the rod and tiller. 

Sounds simple, right?  Not so much!!!  Fish is freakin’ hearing the motor run, and is directly behind the boat at this point.  I about lose the rod again trying to get turned around, but finally manage to do it.

OK, this is better.  Facing the right way, rod in my right hand, operating the motor with left, starting to motor back to the dock.  But, every time I start pullin’ this fish back to the dock, he runs again…  Put the boat back in neutral and let him swim awhile…  OK, back into gear again…

This goes on for another 10 minutes or so, and I get back to the dock…  I re-tie the boat and try to bring the fish the rest of the way in.  I thought I had him a couple of times, but every time he sees the net, he spools back out. 

OK…  I think I have him this time…  I try (for about the 5th time) to get the net under him…  I almost have him and this crazy fish had ONE more trick left in him, and he did the “alligator death roll” on me, and spit that hook right out! 

That’s where the REAL luck (or maybe the REEL luck) kicked in.  That fish dropped right into the net, folks…  Right smack dab into the net…  Yup, I had him!  I couldn’t believe it!

Put him right in the livewell.  Watched him for a minute to make sure he was OK, and then went and got Steve.  This picture, unfortunately, is terrible, but you can still see this is a nice fish.  Between Steve’s green hat light, and the flourescent light on the dock, the camera just kind of freaked…

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It was probably only about 9 lb, not a monster, but a truly respectable fish. 

I’ve never had a trout give me a better fight than this guy!!!

And I’ve never felt so lucky to have landed one, either… 

Like I said, It REEL-Y IS Better to be Lucky Than It Is To Be Good!

Your White River Trout Diva

July 5, 2009

Trout Diva Strut

You know, it takes all types to be a Trout Diva!  Now, most of us are goin’ to really rub it in when we whip up on ‘ya boys…  for a long, long time!  But, some Trout Divas play it a little more low-key.  They act all gracious, and truly humble… 

Well, until I’m done with them, anyway!

After all, catchin’ those big White River Trout just gives you an adrenaline rush that doesn’t mesh well with all that graciousness & humility nonsense… 

Besides that, not much feels better than showin’ up those men-folk who know more about fishin’ than we do…  am I right?

Do you remember that old Bob Seger song?  The one called, “Her Strut”?  Yeh, you do…  You remember it — goes like this:

She’s totally committed… 
to major independence…
But she’s a lady through and through…
She gives ‘em quite a battle!
All that they can handle…
She’ll bruise some, she’ll hurt some, too…
But, oh…  they love to watch her STRUT…
Oh…  they do respect her, but…
They love to watch her STRUT!
Oh…  they’ll kill to make the cut…
They LOVE to watch her STRUT!

Anyway, back to the story…

I just gotta tell ‘ya ’bout my Diva Joyce.  She’s one of those sweet, demure, good natured, and very humble ladies. 

Yeh, Yeh…  I agree…  I needed to put an end to that ASAP!

Well, I did my best to corrupt her, a just little bit, while she was fishing with her husband, James. 

Now, James is a great guy, to be sure — don’t get me wrong.  But, he deserved some ribbin’ after the major “Trout Fishin’ Smack-Down” Joyce put on him the other day… 

Lemme tell ‘ya how it all happened…

First day out with one of our guides, she got this really nice Rainbow.  She came up and told me about it like it was no big deal — wanted me to come take a picture.  Actually, if memory serves, she said that, “the guide wanted to know if maybe I wanted to take a picture…”  Yeah, right… 

So, I went down to take a picture, not really expecting much, and about fell off the dock.  Folks, I’d have been shoutin’ from the rooftops with a Rainbow like this!  The picture really doesn’t do it justice.  And all I got out of Joyce was this sweet, disarming grin. 

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Well, I really teased her because she was SO humble about it.  She started talking about how it was “just good luck”, it was because of the “great guide” (which truly did have something to do with it), how her husband must have brought her luck, etc., and tried to totally downplay her Diva-ness… 

I told her, “Hey, Joyce…  c’mon!”  THAT fish deserves a little STRUT, don’t you think?  Happy Fish Dance?  Something???  You need to be obnoxiously arrogant about it for at LEAST a week or two!”

She just kind of grinned at me, and went back to her cabin.  So, I razzed James a little bit as he walked back because I simply could not STAND the thought of him not appreciating just what a truly great Rainbow this was!  But he knew…  He absolutely knew…  Especially by the time I was done with him!  :-)

So, anyway, they go out the next day, too…

They’re out with Big John again, and she comes walkin’ into the tackle shop ’round lunch time…  She has this great grin on her face… 

She says, “Woops!  I did it again!  Got ‘yer camera, Julie???” 

That’s when I saw it…  The STRUT…  You know the strut I’m talkin’ about.  That’s the moment I started thinkin’ ’bout that old Bob Seger song… I knew she had it goin’ ON down on the boat dock! 

She was literally oozin’ tons of pure Trout Diva-ness…  Made me proud…  brought a tear to m’ eye…  So, I grab the camera and go down to the dock. 

I was expecting to see something nice, but definitely not THIS nice — I got a picture of the best Rainbow I’ve seen in a long time… 

Trout Diva Joyce...  yep, it's bigger than the first one...

Trout Diva Joyce... yep, it's bigger than the first one...

Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ ’bout!  Folks, you gotta understand…  This is the kind of Rainbow that you stop to thank Jesus personally, and if you listen carefully you can hear a choir of angels singing, “Hallelujah!”  OK, OK…  Well, it’s like that for me, anyway!

I don’t think Diva Joyce is gonna have any problems with that strut for awhile, folks…  Get a great fish like this once, maybe luck…  But, twice?  That’s pure Trout Diva-ness!

Strut on, sister Joyce!  Strut on, girl…  :-)  

And all the brethren said, “AMEN!”

Your White River Trout Diva

April 16, 2009

The Empire Strikes Back…

Filed under: Lake Fishing — Tags: , , — admin @ 7:20 pm

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Remember the Star Wars movies?  Well, “The Empire Strikes Back” was about as accurate a description of our evening out on the lake as I could come up with.  Yes, your White River Trout Diva got stomped BAD fishing Monday night by her loving husband, Steve.  Not just a little bad…  BIG BAD.  He suggested I let our readers know just HOW BAD.  Therefore, he wears the Darth Vader helmet in this story, because I know how to use Photoshop…  Anyway — lemme tell you about it…

It was Monday night, April 13, 2009…  The White River Trout Diva had been relentlessly ribbing her husband, Steve (aka Darth Vader — at least in this story…) for several days about how she’s been beating him up no matter how they’d been fishing…  More fish…  Bigger fish…  Yes, that “Diva gloating” was fixin’ to meet up with a light saber!

Lord Vader summoned all the power of the Dark Side of the Force, as he plotted his revenge…  Vader would take the Diva fishing up on Lake Norfork this night.  It was about 6 PM.  The weather was cool, the skies were overcast, with a 15 mph breeze coming through…  The conditions were perfect for his triumphant return to power in the Galaxy…  He let her continue to gloat on the way to the lake, and didn’t say a word — it was all part of his plan…

OK, enough of the Star Wars metaphors for now…  Since we haven’t fished Lake Norfork much, we decided to do what we suggest our guests do to familiarize themselves with the White River — we took a guide.  Darrell from Bink’s Guide Service did a great job for us!  That’s what’s so great about living here — we’re right in the middle of 3 rivers (White River, North Fork River, Buffalo River) and 2 lakes (Norfork Lake and Bull Shoals Lake) so the fishing opportunities are amazing!

Anyway, we left the Quarry Marina Dock around 6:00, and Darrell knew exactly where to go…  We started working a long point before sunset with some Mighty Minnows.  You use a medium retrieve, and then jerk the rod sharply every turn of the reel, let in some slack, and repeat.  I missed several fish before dark…  Lord Vader Steve already had one Striper.  Diva was beginning to worry, as Steve hadn’t had any other strikes yet, but landed the first fish he did have a strike on.  It’s different from trout fishing, folks! 

When you set the hook for trout, you just basically lift the rod firmly.  Too hard, and you’ll rip the hook right out of a trout’s mouth.  When you’re on the lake, you have to SET that hook!  Steve gets another fish — a nice walleye.  (Just a note to you trout fishers that may go to the lake to enjoy yourselves…  Do NOT try to “lip-hold” a walleye!  TEETH — BIG, EVIL LOOKING TEETH!)

OK, I can see it now.  My husband is just giving me “the grin”…  Ladies, you know what I mean.  The grin that says, “How’s that gloating working for you NOW?”  I switch over to another rod with a Fire Tiger Stickbait, so I can get used to it before dark.  You don’t jerk these; you just use a medium retrieve that’s just a little slower than where you can feel the vibration.

Your Diva misses about 5 more fish…  Had 2 on for about 5 – 10 seconds, and both got off.  Probably not getting that good hookset, no doubt.  The count by this time?  Steve had 2 Stripers, 1 Walleye, and 2 Hybrids.

Then, it was my turn.  I caught a nice hybrid, but not as big as Lord Vader Steve’s.  It was so much FUN, though!!!  Then, Steve caught his big Striper.  The one in the picture?  That was actually his smaller Striper!  The picture of the big one did not come out, so I couldn’t share it with you.  Steve thinks I did that on purpose, but I ask you…  Would I actually DO that???

Moving on…  All evening, Lord Vader did not miss a single strike.  He did not tangle up his rod.  He did not lose a lure, and he did not get hung up anywhere…  He wound up with 3 Stripers, 3 Hybrids, and 1 Walleye — all noteworthy fish.

And your Trout Diva?  Ratted up my line at least 3 times — once so bad I actually had to change rods — what a rookie mistake!  I KNOW I heard my dear husband giggle and our incredibly patient and professional guide did not say a word — he just handed me another rod, and we continued on.  I missed probably 9 fish.  I wound up with 1 hybrid, and I’ll tell you what — I had an absolute BLAST!  And I learned so much…  and it’s a good thing, too, cuz you know what?  I’m plannin’ my comeback…

Tonight may have been “The Empire Strikes Back”.  So be it.  But my NEXT blog to you folks, God willing, will be entitled, “The Return of the Jedi”.  Talk to you soon.

Your White River Trout Diva

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